Classic Pick Up Lines & Responses!

"Is that a banana in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

- Mae West

Pickup Line:

"You can call me milk."

"Why milk?"

"Cause I'll do your body good!"

Does it work?:

Sometimes

Pickup Line:

"Can you help me find my home planet?"

Does it work?:

Are you kidding?!?

Pickup Line:

"Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up...."

Does it work?:

Sometimes

Pickup Line:

"My pocket rocket needs a socket!"

Does it work?:

Sometimes, but only just before closing time. (Be prepared to duck).

Pickup Line:

"How about breakfast?"

"Shall I nudge you or call you?"

Does it work?:

Only if you're a good cook.

Pickup Line:

"What's your sign?"

Response:

"Stop."

Response Line:

Shouldn't you be in an AOL chat room pretending to be a person?

Pick-up Line:

"Do you want to burn some carbs?"

Does it work?

No way!

Some all purpose responses:

"Save your breath for your inflatable date."

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My favorite pick-up line:

(or pick-up and response combination)

My favorite response to a pick-up line:

Does it work?

Usually.

Does it work?

More often than you'd think.

Pick-up Line:

"Can you call 911?"

"Why, what's wrong?"

"Well, I might die if I don't get your number..."

Does it work?

It's cute...so sometimes.

Response Line:

"Don't you have an imaginary date you should be bothering about now?"

Response Line:

"Don't worry. I forgot your name too."

Response Line:

"I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"

Response Line:

"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

Response Line:

"Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"

Response Line:

"Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point"

Response Line:

"Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?"

Response Line:

"Earth is full. Go home."

Response Line:

"Why are you are depriving some village of an idiot?"

Response Line:

"I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To - Let Me Check..."

(Insert what seems natural after that).

Pick-up Line:

I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?

Does it work?

Often Enough!

Pick-up Line:

"I have a condom, do I need it?"

Does it work?

Almost Everytime!

Pick-up Line:

"Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in them."

Does it work?

Never Tried

(Humm? A Virgin Pick-up Line?)

Pick-up Line:

Go to a bar see a pretty woman stick your fingers in her drink and then flick your hand at her and then say:

"Lets go home and get out of these wet clothes."

Does it work?

Not!

Pick-up Line:

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again?"

Pick-up Line:

"Are you lonley this weekend, if so I am at your command!"

Does it work?

Yes!

Pick-up Line:

"If you were a flower in a flower garden I would be sure to pick you as the loveliest of all."

Pick-up Line:

"Therapy is expensive. Buy me a drink?"

"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"

Pick-up Line:

"Is it alway's that bright?
Or did you forget to close your hood?"

Pick-up Line:

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

Response: "Paf !!!! "

Reaction: Ouch !!

Does it work?: No Way

Pick-up Line:

"Your place .....or mine.....?"

Whoop!!"

Does it work?

Sometimes

(Whoop??)

Response Line:

"I didn't know you had a dog."

Pick-up Line

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

Pick-up Line:

Do you want to work for me?

What kind of work?

Planting tulips...........Your two lips on mine.

Does it work?: Sometimes

Pick-up Line:

I've heard that sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Does it work?:

heh heh heh- NO!!

(heh heh?)

Pick-up Line:

"Can I see your tan lines?"

Pick-up Line:

"That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you I'd becoming too."

Does It Work?:

Not Really

Pick-up Line:

"You make that dress look even more beautiful when you are in it."

Pick-up Line

"I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone."

Pick-up Line:

If we were two squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?

Does it work?:

Only after A LOTof tequila!

Pick-up Line:

Is your name Mary?

Response: No, Why?

Punchline: Cause' there's something about you....

Does it work?: It did at the time the movie was out. I thought it was cute, I actually bought him a shot!

Pick-up Line:

When a girl is crying, go up and give her a hug. Look at her tag thingie in the shirt..you know the old thing..when she says "What are you doin'?" You say "I knew it was made in heaven!"

Does it work?: It truly works when they're sad, they think it's sweet and cheer's up.

Pick-up Line:

You make that dress look even more beautiful when you are in it.

Pick-up Line:

I have the f the c and the k but now all i need is the u

Does it Work?: Some times

Pick-up Line:

I love the dress your wearing. It would look even better on the floor next to my bed!!!

Does it work?: If your stupid !!!

Pick-up Line:

When I get older, I'll look back on all the best times of my life...when I had kids, when I got married, and when I met you.

Does it work?: Yes

Pick-up Line:

Is your name Mary?

Response: No, Why?

Punchline: Cause' there's something about you....

Does it work?: It did at the time the movie was out (I thought it was cute) I actually bought him a shot!

Pick-up Line:

You must be from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see.

Does it Work?: Don't Know

Pick-up Line:

I lost the key to my apartment, can I borrow yours?

Does it work?: Hardly Ever

Pick-up Line:

"Where-e-okey karaoke? Take me there-e-okey and I'll be okey-dokey!"

Does it work?: I get laughs when I use it!

Pick-up Response Action:

If you can tell that someone is looking at your boobs whent they're talking to you, when you say something back put your arm right underneathe your boob and moove it up and down like a puppet.

Pick-up Line:

"Where-e-okey karaoke? Take me there-e-okey and I'll be okey-dokey!"

Does it work?: I get laughs when I use it!

Pick-up Line:

"Hey there, nice pants. Can I talk you out of them?"

Does it work?: If you say it right.

One Of The World's Worse Pick-up Lines:

"Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world."

Does it work?: You've got to be kidding?

Useful Response Line:

Delivery is everything:

"It must be nice to live in your world."

Pick-up Line:

"You must be from Tennessee. Because you are the only ten I see."

Does it work?: Don't know.

Pick-up Line:

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Response:????

Enough to break the ice. Hi my name is......

Does it work?: Most of the time

Pick-up Line:

"Nice legs! When do they open?"

Pick-up Line:

If you laugh, i lauch. If you cry, i cry. If you are happy, i am too. If you are randy, call me!!!

Does it work?: Don't know

Response Line:

"Let me ask my boyfriend what he thinks."

Pick-up Line:

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

Does it work?: Of course

Pick-up Line:

"F^&K ME IF I AM WRONG, BUT DON'T I KNOW YOU?

Does it work?: IF THEY DON'T KNOW YOU

Pick-up Line:

Hey, did it hurt?

What?

When you fell from heaven.Because you must be an angel.

Does it work?: Heck yea

Pick-up Line:

Hey, will you go out with me?

Does it work?: Sometimes

Pick-up Line:

Hva u got a mirror in yha knickers??? cos i can see mi slef in dem

Does it work?: ayeeee

Guy»"Hey baby wanna come back to my place?"

Girl»"I dunno, can two people fit under a rock?"

Does it work?: Dunno

Pick-up Line:

So.. you wanna go get some pizza and fu*k?

-No!-

What, you don't like pizza?!

Pick-up Line:

Your feet must be sore cuz youve been running through my head all day

Does it work?: helll yeaaaaaaaaaa

Pick-up Line:

I want you to wrap your thighs around my eyes and let me eat my way to your heart!

Pick-up Line:

Is it bright in here, or is that just your smile?

Pick-up Line:

Do you come here often?

Does it work?: are you kidding yes

Pick-up Line:

Is this seat taken?

Does it work?: sometimes. deoends on the usage

Response Line:

Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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