March "Official" Excuses

Good All Month

1

National Pig Day; Peanut Butter Lover's Day

• Foot Health Month

• Humorists Are Artists Month

• National Frozen Food Month

• National Noodle Month

• National Peanut Month

• National Nutrition Month

• National Feminine Improvement Month

• National Furniture Refinishing Month

2

Old Stuff Day

3

I Want You To Be Happy Day; Peach Blossom Day

4

5

Multiple Personalities Day

6

National Frozen Food Day

7

National Crown Roast of Pork Day

8

Panic Day

Festival of Life in the Cracks Day

11

Johnny Appleseed Day; Worship of Tools Day

12

Alfred Hitchcock Day

13

Jewel Day

14

National Potato Chip Day

15

Buzzard's Day; Everything You Think Is Wrong Day

16

Everything You Do Is Right Day

17

Submarine Day; St. Patrick's Day!!!!

18

19

Poultry Day

20

Festival of Extra-Terrestrial Abductions; Rotten Sneaker Day

21

Fragrance Day; National Energy Education Day; National Agriculture Day; Start of Aries

22

National Goof Off Day

23

National Organize Your Home Office Day; National Chip and Dip Day; Liberty Day; World Meteorological Day

24

National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day

25

Pecan Day; Waffle Day (Does that mean pecan waffles don't get a day?)

26

Make Up Your Own Holiday Day; Spinach Festival Day; Global Understanding Day

27

National "Joe" Day

28

Something On A Stick Day

29

Festival of Smoke and Mirrors

30

I Am In Control Day

31

Bunsen Burner Day; National Clams on the Half-Shell Day